There once was a cat named Tom
Then he met my mom
Started to run
Ate a ton
And then met someone named Dom
Dom was a big fat hen
And he was in love with a pen
But Tom ate the pen
And that big crazy hen
Blew up like Twelve Angry Men
Tom just wanted to play
So he jumped in a pile of hay
But there was a mouse
Who wore a blouse
And Tom thought that she was crayzay
Tom was as bored as a board
So he found a lady who liked to hoard
He found five million toys
And saw little, weird, screaming boys
And he thought to himself, Oh Lord
Finally Tom met Pat
Pat was also a cat
They both wanted to play
Tom thought that this may
Be his best day
So he went along, Hurray
Tom and Pat became best friends
So they stuck together
They chased many feathers
Ate food from Cheddar's
And had a happy end
Then he met my mom
Started to run
Ate a ton
And then met someone named Dom
Dom was a big fat hen
And he was in love with a pen
But Tom ate the pen
And that big crazy hen
Blew up like Twelve Angry Men
Tom just wanted to play
So he jumped in a pile of hay
But there was a mouse
Who wore a blouse
And Tom thought that she was crayzay
Tom was as bored as a board
So he found a lady who liked to hoard
He found five million toys
And saw little, weird, screaming boys
And he thought to himself, Oh Lord
Finally Tom met Pat
Pat was also a cat
They both wanted to play
Tom thought that this may
Be his best day
So he went along, Hurray
Tom and Pat became best friends
So they stuck together
They chased many feathers
Ate food from Cheddar's
And had a happy end